Animal Riddles

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Animal Riddles

We hope you enjoy our collection of animal riddles and answers.ย  Please share your favorite animal riddles in the comments.

Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?

Answer
Fleece

 

What color socks do bears wear?

Answer
They don’t wear socks they have bear feet

 

What do you call a bird in winter?

Answer
Brrrrrd

 

What animal is bad to play cards with?

Answer
A Cheetah

 

What do you call a grumpy cow?

Answer
Moody

 

What does an evil chicken lay?

Answer
Deviled eggs

 

Why are frogs always happy?

Answer
The eat what bugs them

 

What do you call a dear with no legs?

Answer
No idea

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Answer
Still no idea

 

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Answer
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

 

What is a T. Rex’s favorite number?

Answer
Eight

 

How does a dog stop a video?

Answer
By pressing the paws button

 

What animal grows down while it grows up?

Answer
A goose

 

How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?

Answer
When you can’t pick it up

 

What part of a fish weigh the most

Answer
The scales

 

What do you call a frog with no legs?

Answer
Unhoppy

 

How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

Answer
None, sheep can’t knit

 

What do you give a sick horse?

Answer
Cough stirrup

 

The alphabet goes from A to Z. What goes from Z to A?

Answer
Zebra

 

What key will not open any door?

Answer
A Moneky

 

Where do hamsters come from?

Answer
Hamsterdam

 

Two silk worms were in a race, who won?

Answer
It was a tie

 

Why did the pig want to become an actor?

Answer
Because he was a real ham

 

What animal is the best at baseball?

Answer
A bat

 

Why be careful when it is raining cats and dogs?

Answer
You might step in a poodle

 

How do snails fight?

Answer
They slug it out

 

What is more impressive than a talking dog?

Answer
A spelling bee

 

What animal is best a keeping time?

Answer
A watch dog

 

What animal is out of bounds?

Answer
A tired kangaroo

 

How do bees get to school?

Answer
The school buzz

 

What cats are good at bowling?

Answer
Alley cats

 

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Answer
To prove he was not a chicken

 

What do you call a cow with a sense of humor?

Answer
Laughing stock

 

What bird can lift the most weight?

Answer
A crane

 

Why do you need a license for a dog and not a cat?

Answer
Cats can’t drive

 

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Answer
Ruff

 

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

Answer
In the mush room

 

What is the strongest creature in the sea?

Answer
A mussel

 

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Answer
Fsh

 

How did the toad die?

Answer
It croaked

 

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Answer
An investigator

 

What do you call a dumb bunny?

Answer
A hare brain

 

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went on a business trip?

Answer
Bison

 

What do you call bears with no ears?

Answer
B

 

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  2. Audrey Macchiavello

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    A: Their horseโ€™s name is Friday.๐Ÿด

  3. Q: one night, a king and a queen entered a castle the next morning the king and the queen left. who was left in the castle?

    A: the knight

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