Answer: A horse.
What has a ring but no finger?
Answer: A telephone.
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
Answer: A road.
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Answer: Because she likes to rock and roll.
When does Halloween come before Valentine’s day?
Answer: In a dictionary.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Answer: A walk.
What question can you honestly never answer “yes”to?
Answer: Are you asleep?
What could ruin and fix your life at the same time?