Answer: Short.
Author: Riddles
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
Answer: The same middle name.
What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A Tongue.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
What has plenty of keys but can’t open locks?
Answer: A piano.
What do you always find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: The letter “w.”
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Answer: All the people were married.