To add some humor to the festivities, birthday riddles can be a fun way to get everyone laughing and lighten the mood. Whether it’s poking fun at aging, making silly jokes about cake or gifts, or using word play to add a twist to traditional birthday themes, these riddles can provide entertainment for all ages.
What goes up but never comes down?
What is the best way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Answer: Forget it once.
What do you give someone who has everything for their birthday?
Answer: A box to put it in.
What do you get when you blow out all the candles on your birthday cake?
Answer: A year older.
Why did the boy put candles on his cheeseburger for his birthday?
Answer: Because he wanted to have a happy meal.
What do you call a birthday present that you can’t see or touch?
Answer: A surprise.
What did the pirate say on his birthday?
Answer: “Aye, matey, it’s me birthday!”
Why do candles on a birthday cake always go out faster than regular candles?
Answer: They’re shorter.
Why did the computer go to the doctor on its birthday?
Answer: It had a virus.
What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like to eat?
Answer: I-scream cake.
Why do we put candles on birthday cakes?
Answer: Because it’s too hard to put a birthday cake on candles.
Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
Answer: Because it had too many problems.
What kind of music do balloons listen to on their birthday?
Answer: Pop music.