Christmas Riddles

Christmas is a time of joy, love, and laughter, and what better way to spread some holiday cheer than with some funny Christmas riddles? Whether it’s a play on words or a pun-filled joke, these riddles can bring a smile to anyone’s face and add some humor to the festive season.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Answer: Frosted flakes.

What is Santa’s favorite kind of sandwich?

Answer: Peanut butter and jolly.

Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?

Answer: He parked in a snow parking zone.

What does Santa use to clean his sleigh?

Answer: Comet.

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?

Answer: Because they would look silly in a jacket.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Answer: Frostbite.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

Answer: An abdominal snowman.

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

Answer: A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!

What do you call an elf who sings?

Answer: A wrapper.

What is a skunk’s favorite Christmas song?

Answer: Jingle smells.

What kind of bird can write?

Answer: A pen-guin.

Why is it always cold at Christmas?

Answer: Because it’s Decembrrrrr.

What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?

Answer: A puddle.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?

Answer: It needed a root canal.

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