Dad riddles are a great way to entertain and engage with your father, uncle, or any other father figure in your life. These riddles often involve wordplay, puns, or jokes that are suitable for any age and can provide a fun activity for the whole family.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Answer: Because if they had four, they’d be a chicken sedan.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Answer: It got mugged.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day?
Answer: “Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
Answer: He wanted cold hard cash.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Answer: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Answer: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems.
Why was the computer cold?
Answer: It left its Windows open.
Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
Answer: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Answer: Because they’re shellfish.
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
Answer: A waist of time.
Why do melons have weddings?
Answer: Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Answer: Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a pile of cats?
Answer: A meowtain.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have the guts.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: Because it ran out of juice.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt crummy.