Halloween Riddles

BatHalloween riddles are a fun way to get into the spooky spirit of the holiday. From vampire puns to pumpkin jokes, Halloween riddles can add a playful twist to Halloween celebrations and provide an opportunity for creativity and laughter.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
Answer: A sandwitch.

What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
Answer: Sham-BOO!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

What do you call a haunted chicken?
Answer: A poultrygeist.

Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: Because she was a pain in the neck.

What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?
Answer: Transparent.

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the morning?
Answer: Lazy bones.

What did the mummy say when he got home from work?
Answer: “I’ve been wrapped up in my job all day!”

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Answer: Because they have bat breath.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
Answer: Sour-puss.

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Answer: A neck-tarine.

What do you call a witch’s garage?
Answer: A broom closet.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Answer: Because he had no body to go with him.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?
Answer: For the boos.

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