Love Riddles

Love Riddles

We hope you enjoy our collection of love riddles and answers.  Please share your favorite love riddles in the comments.

What did the sculpture say to his girlfriend?

Answer
I love you with all my art

 

What is mine but only you can have?

Answer
My heart

 

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

Answer
No, but they had an apple

 

What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb?

Answer
I love you a whole watt

 

When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

Answer
When you are looking in the dictionary

 

What do you call two birds in love?

Answer
Tweet hearts

 

It is not in your tummy but somewhere above. It is thought by many to be the symbol of love.

Answer
The heart

 

How does a vampire refer to his sweetheart?

Answer
His ghoul-friend

 

Why did the man ask his wife for a map?

Answer
He got lost in her eyes

 

Why is it difficult to find handsome, sensitive, caring men?

Answer
They already have boyfriends

 

How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?

Answer
QT

 

What happened when the man realized he was in love with his garden?

Answer
He wed his plants

 

What did the man with a broken leg say to his nurse?

Answer
I have a crutch on you

 

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

Answer
Hogs and Kisses

 

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

Answer
The bonded so well

 

What did the Valentine card say to the stamp?

Answer
Stick with me, we’ll go places

 

Who has married hundreds but always been single?

Answer
A priest

 

What is the difference between love and marriage?

Answer
Love is a sweet dream, marriage is the alarm clock

 

Why did the woman fall for Dracula so quickly?

Answer
It was love at first bite

 

What are the three rings off marriage?

Answer
The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering

 

What did the paperclip say to the magnet?

Answer
You are very attractive

 

What did the man say about his Korean girlfriend?

Answer
She was his Seoul mate

 

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?

Answer
I am nuts about you

 

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

Answer
She was not his taste

 

How do French chefs make you love them?

Answer
They butter you up

 

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?

Answer
It was guppy love

 

What three words are said too much, yet not enough?

Answer
I love you

 

We would love it if you would share some of your riddles about love in the comments section.

32 thoughts on “Love Riddles

  1. Lol u guys make me laugh
    I showed all these and she read the first and told me 2 meet her in the bed
    And i was like ok give me a sec and she wanted pizza the hole time lol

  2. Here is a new riddle for you. It’s kinda similar to one up there, but it’s still meaningful:

    Q) Why is it so difficult to find a loving, caring, handsome guy?
    A) Because I already have him. <3

    Or vice-versa:

    Q) Why is it so difficult to find a loving, caring, beautiful lady?
    A) Because I already have her. <3

  3. SOOOOOo educational tho ……..EVEN tHO ITS ALL ABOUT LUV , its just fun i know nothing about love yet….so boiiiiii but i understand ….it was logic….THANKS ya’ll ….i love SCIENCE and LOGIC …..i ship them -SCIGIC or LOIENCE?….but SSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIPPPP!!!!!!!

  4. two cupple live to gether then the wife shot her husband put him under water for 10 minutes 6 minutes later the cupples hug how is that possible?

    anser she took a picture of him

  5. I KNOW these are great,I love all, taking them to a Valentine’s lucheon for a secret Valentine celebration. Thank you. I going to have a blast with these riddles.

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