Riddles & Answers What do you call a computer that sings? Answer: A Dell. What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every race? Answer: The letter ‘E’. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? Answer: An irrelephant. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Answer: Because it was feeling crummy. What could ruin and fix your life at the same time? Answer: Money. What has a head and a tail but no body? Answer: A coin. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine. What do you call a sleeping bull? Answer: A bulldozer. I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I? Answer: Your shadow. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Answer: A towel. What do you call a sad coffee? Answer: A deppreso. What kind of music do planets like? Answer: Neptunes. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? Answer: A clock. What kind of bird can lift the most weight? Answer: A crane. When does Halloween come before Valentine’s day? Answer: In a dictionary.