Are you a science enthusiast looking for a fun way to challenge your knowledge? Get ready to put your thinking cap on and solve some science riddles!

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
Answer: A-mean-o acid.

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
Answer: SWAG.

Why did the physics professor break up with the biology professor?
Answer: There was no chemistry.

Why do scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything.

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
Answer: To get to the same side.

What do you call a snake that works for the government?
Answer: A civil serpent.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything.

Why did the biology teacher need a microscope?
Answer: To scale down his lessons.

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
Answer: There was no attraction.

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
Answer: A dino-snore.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything.

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
Answer: A 2 Na fish.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
Answer: He wanted to win the Nobel Prize.

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Answer: Because it’s two-tired.

Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
Answer: To reduce his carbon footprint.

What’s the difference between a cat and a compound microscope?
Answer: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Answer: Frostbite.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other side of the periodic table.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
Answer: One molar solution.

Why don’t sharks live in the jungle?
Answer: They can’t climb trees.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: He needed his space.

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
Answer: “You may have graduated but I have many degrees.”

Why did the electron go to jail?
Answer: For being a negative ion.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
Answer: They’re cheaper than day rates.

Why did the physics student break up with the biology student?
Answer: There was no chemistry.

Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
Answer: You can’t cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you call a cat that’s always on the computer?
Answer: A cursor.

Why did the atom go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it had a proton.