Science Riddles

Are you a science enthusiast looking for a fun way to challenge your knowledge? Get ready to put your thinking cap on and solve some science riddles!

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Answer: A-mean-o acid.

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

Answer: SWAG.

Why did the physics professor break up with the biology professor?

Answer: There was no chemistry.

Why do scientists trust atoms?

Answer: Because they make up everything.

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

Answer: To get to the same side.

What do you call a snake that works for the government?

Answer: A civil serpent.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Answer: Because they make up everything.

Why did the biology teacher need a microscope?

Answer: To scale down his lessons.

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?

Answer: There was no attraction.

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

Answer: A dino-snore.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Answer: Because they make up everything.

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

Answer: A 2 Na fish.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

Answer: He wanted to win the Nobel Prize.

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

Answer: Because it’s two-tired.

Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

Answer: To reduce his carbon footprint.

What’s the difference between a cat and a compound microscope?

Answer: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Answer: Frostbite.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: To get to the other side of the periodic table.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

Answer: One molar solution.

Why don’t sharks live in the jungle?

Answer: They can’t climb trees.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Answer: He needed his space.

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

Answer: “You may have graduated but I have many degrees.”

Why did the electron go to jail?

Answer: For being a negative ion.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Answer: Frostbite.

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

Answer: They’re cheaper than day rates.

Why did the physics student break up with the biology student?

Answer: There was no chemistry.

Why was the math book sad?

Answer: Because it had too many problems.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Answer: You can’t cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you call a cat that’s always on the computer?

Answer: A cursor.

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Answer: To talk to the other side.

Why did the atom go to the doctor? Answer: Because it had a proton.

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