Answer: Pencil lead (graphite).
Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
What has plenty of keys but can’t open locks?
Answer: A piano.
What do you always find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: The letter “w.”
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Answer: All the people were married.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Answer: A clock.
Who has married many women but was never married?
Answer: A priest.
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do?
Answer: Your name.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
Answer: A stamp.